Because I have too much spare time on my hands.
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Less than 20- Seme
More than 20- Uke

1-[x] you like to be consent in everything
2-[x] when a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say
3-[x] you enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
4-[ ] you are quite hyperactive ( i just had chocolate frosting! )
5-[ ] if you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking out loud
6-[x] you love candies or any type of caramel
7-[ ] you like making others blush ( I can make kaku blush. >w> )
8-[x] you sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand. ( I LOVE MY PLUSHIES STFU )
9-[x] you’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[x] you like romantic-funny anime
11-[x] between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
12-[ ] you have listened “an café”
13-[ ] you like listening to it
14-[ ] you have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[ ] you are innocent and a little clumsy
16-[x] you smile at kitties ( I AWH AT KITTIES, AND JHIDAN )
17-[ ] you usually say –kawaii- ( im not a noob )
18-[x] you like plushies
19-[ ] between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] you hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot
21-[x] you have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[ ] you have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] you cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[ ] you have used a very feminine dress or shirt
25-[x] you call your pets with cute names
26-[ ] you believe that yaoi/yuri is the best
27-[x] you're easy to convince
28-[ ] some men scare you
29-[ ] you have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] you have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers ( i dont remember anything i have with flowers on them -is to lazy to look- )
31-[x] sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[ ] you’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[ ] when a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[x] you like j-pop
35-[ ] you have cried for more than one movie/TV series
36-[ ] you watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[ ] you smile with no reason
38-[ ] you usually are very positive
39-[ ] when there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[x] you usually don’t understand what your parents say

17, so I'm the seme? Hmm... well, I'm not gay, so I guess it doens't matter, but it's good to know, should I happen to give up on women... hmm... not happening